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« Reply #480 on: November 28, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »
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« Reply #481 on: December 24, 2007, 10:12:50 AM »
hahahaha i dont want that keyboard Cheesy
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« Reply #482 on: December 24, 2007, 03:13:30 PM »
That's like the ultimate 4chan keyboard.... I want..
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« Reply #483 on: December 24, 2007, 04:24:38 PM »
It needs the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air opening credits to be the ultimate 4chan keyboard.
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« Reply #484 on: December 24, 2007, 08:05:24 PM »
That'd rock Shocked
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« Reply #485 on: December 24, 2007, 09:53:11 PM »
A 4chan keyboard would need at least 470 keys, plus 'Ctrl' 'C' and 'V'.
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« Reply #486 on: December 24, 2007, 09:59:46 PM »
newfag.
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« Reply #487 on: December 25, 2007, 10:20:41 AM »
gb2/sama/

Oh, wait.
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« Reply #488 on: December 25, 2007, 11:05:10 AM »
Merry Christmas all!

Checking through my spam box today, this is a sure thing, its in caps!

DEAR SIR/MADAM,
 
MY NAME IS MR ABBAS AZIZ. I AM 55 YEARS OLD MAN. I AM FROM SAUDI ARABIA
BUT RESIDENT IN DUBAI - UNITED ARAB EMIRATE FOR THE PAST 25YEARS. I AM MARRIED WITH THREE CHILDREN. MY WIFE AND CHILDREN DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT TWO YEARS AGO WHILE ON HOLIDAY IN THE EGYPT. SINCE I HAVE NO CHILDREN OF MY OWN AND IMMEDIATE RELATIVES, I DECIDED TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP IN THIS PROJECT.
 
I HAVE BEEN HELPING ORHANPS AND CHILDREN IN ORPHANAGE HOMES BY DONATING MONEY AND OTHER VALUABLE ITEMS TO THEM AROUND THE WORLD. PRESENTLY, I AM RECEIVING INTENSIVE TREATMENT IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN AMSTERDAM – THE NETHELANDS. MY DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE CANCER OF THE LUNGS AND THAT I HAVE TWO
MONTHS TO LIVE.
 
BEFORE I BE CAME ILL, I SAVED SOME MONEY (US$16 MILLION DOLLARS) FROM THE SALES OF MY REAL ESTATES, GULF COURT AND SOME FUNDS I INHERITED FROM MY WEALTHY LATE PARENTS AND THESE FUNDS HAVE SINCE BEEN DEPOSITED IN CASH CONSIGNMENTS VOLTS WITH A TRUST FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE.
 
PLEASE, I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO HELP ME COLLECT THESE CASH CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS) FROM THE TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY BY NOMINATING YOU AS MY PARTNER AND THE NEW BENEFICIARY. AFTER THE COLLECTION OF THE CASH CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS), YOU WILL NOW HELP ME TO DONATE THESE FUNDS TO CHARITY/ORHANPANGE HOMES IN THE UNITED STATES, EUROPE, ASIA AND AFRICA.
THIS WILL MAKE MY LIFE A DREAM COME THROUGH WHEN I REST WITH THE LORD SOON. THE BIBLE SAYS, WHAT IT SHALL PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSE HIS OWN SOUL. THIS IS THE SWEAT OF MY LABOUR AND THE STRUGGLE OF MY LIFE.
 
I BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED AFTER SERIES OF PRAYERS AND WOULD OFFER THIS SERVICE FOR HUMANITY SAKE. I AUTHORISE YOU TO TAKE 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO TOUCH MANY LIVES AROUND THE WORLD. IF YOU CAN HELP ME, PLEASE MAIL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY AND THE NECESSARY INFORMATIONS REGARDING THIS PROJECT. I NEED YOUR HELP AS I HAVE NO IMMEDIATE RELATIVE I CAN ENTRUST THIS
 
PROJECT WITH FOR SOME PRIVATE REASONS. I KNOW YOU WILL BE SURPRAISE TO THIS PROPOSAL AS I DO NOT KNOW YOU PHYSICALLY BUT DESPIRATE PROBLEM DESERVES DESPIRATE SOLUTIONS THUS I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE INTERNET DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE PERSON I CAN ENTRUST THIS PROJECT WITH AND I DECIDED TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR HELP. I KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF ILLEGAL THINGS GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD BUT THIS IS FAR FROM ONE AS THIS IS A JUST  LEGITIMATE AND REAL I PLEA FOR YUOR HELP MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? I AWAIT YOUR POSITIVE AND URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: basaziz46@aim.com
REGARDS,
BROTHER ABBAS AZIZ
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« Reply #489 on: December 25, 2007, 10:52:12 PM »
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FROM THE SALES OF MY REAL ESTATES, GULF COURT AND SOME FUNDS I INHERITED FROM MY WEALTHY LATE PARENTS
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A tool used to make Gulf Courts:
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« Reply #490 on: March 28, 2008, 01:30:06 PM »
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« Reply #491 on: March 28, 2008, 08:27:36 PM »
lol 19/f/medic lol..
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« Reply #492 on: March 29, 2008, 09:18:14 AM »


and...this
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« Reply #493 on: March 30, 2008, 06:51:17 PM »
DUDE CLOWN PORN IS EVEN BETTER THAN THAT =D!!!!

Lol mod .... Win..
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« Reply #494 on: April 02, 2008, 12:49:19 AM »
the beer cartoon is one of the best i've seen.
cheers
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